By: Tom Tancredo
Joe Biden’s prayer as he contemplates having to recognize the Fox News White House reporter:
“Please God, don’t let him ask me about the murder rate that just took the biggest jump in history since I told folks to defund the police.
“Please God, don’t let him ask me about the 30,000 undocumented Haitians I’ve let into the country so far or the couple million of various nationalities that preceded them – and especially don’t let anyone ask me why I let them in without being jabbed but demand that everyone else be jabbed.
“Please God, don’t let him ask me about the number of deaths caused by Covid jabs or what I am going to do about the thousands of health care workers and first responders and military personnel who refuse to get jabbed.
“Please God, don’t let him ask me about the price of gas after I shut down the pipelines and then begged OPEC to increase production. By the way, God, make them do it cuz they turned me down.
“Please, God, don’t let anyone ask me how I can claim to be a devout Catholic and still support infanticide. I might have to explain that to you too, of course. I’ll think of something.
“Please God, don’t let anyone ask me how many Americans are still in Afghanistan – and speaking of Afghanistan, please don’t let anyone ask me about the beheadings, public hangings, gang rape of women and children, and all the other nasty stuff going on since we left. And by the way, that Marine guy who was thrown into prison for challenging my decisions, well, nice work! And that Joint Chiefs of Staff guy (you know his name), please keep him out of prison. I am sure he didn’t mean to commit treason.
“Please God, don’t let anyone ask me about Hunter’s laptop or the millions he is taking in from anonymous buyers who seem to love his artwork. And while I am on the subject of money, please God, don’t make me explain how I ended up a multimillionaire with several homes but never held a job except for a politician in my life.
“And please please please, God, don’t let anyone pay attention to the number of fraudulent ballots cast in Maricopa County, Arizona.
“And please, God, let our friends in the media keep the focus on those guys who I claim whipped the immigrants — don’t let the real story get out that no one was whipped cuz, as you know, I already found the border patrol guilty, and I am gonna make them pay. One more request on that score: Please, God, help my media bodyguards rework this sweet picture into an ugly one that makes it look like that damn Border Patrol nazi is trying to hang the smiling kid from the horse’s reins.
“Please God, don’t let anyone ask me a question that has not been planted by our people and for which I have no cue card with the answer on it.
“In the name of, uhhh, that-that guy from the manger, Amen.”
Now I have no idea why God seems to be answering his prayers except that He is ticked off at us for banning Him from our schools, our military, all our government institutions, and our public discourse. As Billy Graham’s daughter told a reporter who asked why He allows bad things to happen, she said when we tell God to get out of every aspect of our public arena, he, being a gentleman, leaves. I am praying he comes back soon. Hey God, we have learned our lesson — I hope.
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everything that he has done is for his agenda to wards socialism and did absolutly deliberately, and continues to do so. he should be court Marshalled!
Unfortunately, the mental retard in that, you know, that square?—round?—-octagonal?—you know that big office in the Blue House—-or is it grey—or green?—-you know the one, that guy doesn’t even know his own name let alone God’s. It’s too true that God may have given up on us altogether, and maybe we’d better hope He doesn’t do a Sodom and Gomorrah on us. Somewhere around 19 million years ago there was a celestial tragedy that struck the earth in the form of a meteor about nine miles in diameter that instantly changed the climate and destroyed 98% of all plant and animal life on earth. How hard would it be for Him to send us a message of that size and magnitude? Yeah, Jo Jo probably hasn’t got a prayer in you-know-where, even with the head guy down there, so maybe he should just call in sick the day of that press con.
P.S. Don’t quote me on those numbers about the meteor. I don’t have the source for that info in my hands just now, but I do absolutely remember the 98% and that it landed somewhere in South America. If anyone would like, I’ll find the book it’s in and relay it to you. It is kind of unnerving to know something like that could happen at any time.
Our MSM will never investigate any of these corrupt “leaders” for sedition/treason. 98% of these so called journalists hate this country.
I don’t know what you all are talking about. Joe Biden is a huge success. It only took 8 months of his presidency to solidify his place in history as the worst president ever. Who else could have accomplished that in such a short period of time?
The Jackass/demcrat is an utter embarrassment. Osama said,”Leave Joe alone he will ef everything up.” To have gone through ones life a ef up….what a waste!