Protesters Demand That You Give Up Your Home

Seattle, WA – Protesters demand that you give up your home. Why are they demanding you give…

Liberals are Eating Their Own

Burbank, CA – Liberals are eating their own. We here at the Citizen’s Press aren’t complaining about…

Planned Parenthood is Racist

New York, NY – Planned Parenthood is racist. Although this has been common knowledge since its inception,…

The Media Missed the Memo on Social Justice

Davos, Switzerland – Apparently, the lamestream media missed the memo on social justice. More specifically, they’ve…